America

Best place on Earth for many reasons.
1. Saved free world in World War One
2. Saved the world, again, in World War Two
3. Gained our independence by fighting a world superpower.
4. Ability to claim the name of the Western Hemisphere unapposed.
5. WE HAVE THE BOMB!
6. We put up with the Canadians

French guy: You know I hate those filthy Americans even after they saved our lives in both world wars.

Japanese dude: Yeah they even dropped bombs on us after we bombed defensless navy ships.

Canadian: HEY GUYS!!!

French and Japanese guys: Oh great there back!

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