muscle nuts

when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract

"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"

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going ghost

When you intentionally drive without your headlights to screw with the person in front of you. They cannot see you, like a ghost. Also known as phantom.

Dude you're crazy, you've been going ghost so long I don't even know where the road is.

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ganjola

The chairlifts at ski areas that you can get inside of are called gondolas. People always smoke them up, hence the name "ganj"ola.

Yeah, let's make a run down and take the ganjola back up.

i can't believe it's not butterface

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

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swag rag

rag or cloth, used to wipe cum on after sex or masturbation.

It was hard for me to find a swag rag after beating it last night.

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