Assumption Asshole

Someone who assumes something negative after a general phrase, to either bring you down or be an asshole.

I'm gonna go outside.

You can't skateboard outside because it's wet dumbass...

I was gonna go for fun you Assumption Asshole...

Suspense Homo

When someone cheers after a crowd is done cheering or cheering late.

Or when about to see a girl/guy and your friend just ruins the moment.

Related to cockblocker.

Up next Timmy Davis.

"Crowd Cheers."
"Crowd Finishes."
Dave cheers " Go Timmy!"
Neil says " Suspense Homo..."

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