Corey Feldman

(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.

(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.

1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman

2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!

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