boner

An erect penis. Named for Arkansas senator Warwick J. Boner, who infamously got an erection durring a sentate hearing with Red Cross founder Clara "Milk Juggs" Barton.

"Look at those sweet, milky juggs on Clara Barton!"
"Don't pull a boner, dude!"

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lick my sack

what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack)

some smart guy: "In my opinion your mother is a whore."
you: "Lick my sack."

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