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a gut truck is that trucj that rolls up to your work for lunch break carrying loads of preheated sandwhiches and egg burgers that have your guts turning and your asshole pissing through the eye of a needle minits after you finish you delicious botulism sandwhich.
dude i shat my pants hard after that burger i bought off the gut truck today.
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Cracker Cash is a small wod of moist, over wrinkled bills that have been in the soiled palms of a crack head waiting for there dealer to show up in the usual " right away up to 1,500 minit time frame. Anticipation mixed with anxiety in the hands...or "palms" rather, of a hopefilled crack smoker is sure to cause sweaty and wrinkled bills known as "Cracker Cash"
cracker cash can be found in the pockets of cab drivers, drug dealers & johns, as well as in the tills of and 7/11 convenience stores during the hours of 1am-7am
clerk: and $15.50 is your change
cutomer: whoaaaaeeek! can i get some dry bills of you please? whats with the cracker cash???
friend 1: hey bro you got that 5 bucks you owe me?
friend 2: i should have 5 on me in one of these pockets.....here!
friend 1: uhhhh dude, whats with the cracker cash?? you been hanging on to that five for few weeks???? if you need it keep it! that bill has more wrinkles that grandpa's nut sac.. Abe Licoln's beard rubbed off for cryin out loud.
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dude i didnt even wanna stick my finger in that jizz pit! that swamp donkey(slut) was rank!!!
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when someone has bad breath you ask them if the shit burger they had for lunch came with a soft drink
talker: blah blah blah bluh blah.....
you: didn't the "shit burger" you had for lunch come with a soft drink to wash it down?
talker: Ha HA HA very funny asshole.
you: whoa!...easy on the HA HA ass breath that crab
trap smells worse than a fishermans warf!!
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peddy loafers are those $4.99 walmart pear of slippers those old pedophiles wear with there balls hanging out when they go to check the mail as the kids walk home from school.
dude i saw the old peddy crook wearing his peddy loafers eye'n up those kids today.
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kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls
buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler
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when somebodys breath smells like shit you ask them "where is the cat?"
your buddies talking:blah blah blah
you:*sniff sniff*(pause and look around)
buddy: what??
you: dude...Where is the cat?
buddy: cat? what cat?
you: The cat that shit in your mouth, your breath is rank bro!! phewww!!
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