Facebook Buddy

A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.

So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?

Yeah......sort of.

Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.

Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.

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Chinese Louis

An Asian woman who displays a physicality similar to North American woman such as:
1) Larger breasts
2) Red or brown hair
3) Bigger lips
4) Blue or green eyes

Peter Griffin coined this term while viewing pornography at an internet cafe.
"Ah yeah....you're my Chinese Louis!"

Guy #1: Dude...over there...do you see her?

Guy #2: Oh yeah.....wow, she's a Chinese Louis if ever I saw one.

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