Portley

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

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judge rules?

Something that is used to end an argument. the 'judge' is a third party outside of the argument.

larry: No way, Larry's way more portley than Johnny!
Sandy: You're stupid
larry/sandy: judge rules?
fredy: Larry's fatter.

give'r

A philosophy used by many small town Canadian kid's, orginating from the movie Fubar. Usually used as a verb to express what you're going to do in a given evening. When you do "give'r", thing's can get rough.

Mike: plan B is we're just going to Give'r

Kyle: Just Give'r

(Shotgun beer...now)

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O Canada

The Canadian National Anthem

O Canada, our home and native land...

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Cut Lunch

Something that is said after farting

ahh... Cut Lunch....

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Nelson

Small, extreamly liberal town in South Easten Brithis Columbia, Canada. Is known for having some of the best weed in the world.

Nelson is the shiznit

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poutine

A french Canadian dish. French fries covered with gravy and cured cheese. The word poutine mean's "messy" in French.
Also, among one of the top meal's in any portley man/women's diet.

I can't move because of all the poutine i've eaten.

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