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A day off when at least one person has a suspected, I mean suspected, case of the H1N1 virus. It could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
My school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought Timmy had a case of the H1N1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.
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A type of propaganda created by the news media and the US government to scare people into socialized medicine.
CNN newscaster: There is a HUGE pandemic called *gasp* the Swine Flu. If we don't act now, we are all going to be doomed. It said in the Bible that this swine flu in the book of Revelation might be the sign of impending armageddon. There are sick children in New York that needs this health care and they can't afford it.
Fox newcastors: Yeah, yeah, yeah...it is just the flu. We need to spend more money on kickin' Iranian ass and try to keep Israel from being distroyed. That will kill us off way faster than this flu.
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Bringing YouTube to the big screen since 2005. Most reality TV shows are just dignifed YouTube stuff all packed together in a half hour or hour.
Also the sign that America is losing it's creativity and intelligence.
I am watching a reality TV show about little bratty kid. Shit, that is on YouTube all the time.
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A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.
McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.
McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.
McDonalds is the lesser of the two evils. Burger King sucks.
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Rap music that white wigger teenage girls listen to. Usually heard on their cells, their Mustangs, at school dances, and at basketball games.
Teen 1: OMG, I love this like new song from like Soulja Boy, he is sooo like kewl and he is a real GANGSTA yo
Teen 2: I gotta put this on this cell yo and blast this fiya joint to ma homiez, yo and blast it in my Pontiac G8 very loud. Keep it pimpin'
Real G: Turn off this fucking ringtone rap and listen to some old skool real rap like Snoop Dogg.
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A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
College is just high school on jolt. Same thing.
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