myspace

A widespread epidemic of scene kids and emos trying to see how popular they are. People only join myspace because everyone else is always talking about how they met this "really cute guy/girl last night on Myspace!" and how they have "5,000 picture comments." Of course every teen wants to be part of something so fabulous, and plus, you get to upload thousands of pictures of yourself and make cool profiles. It's the perfect way to exploit yourself on the internet, since everyone can see your pictures, and an even better way to make up a "fake" you, because no one sees you in real life. Kids will often "steal" pictures of glamorous scene girls and claim them as their own. Apparently they are too obsessed with being "cool"
that they think they have to be someone else. Myspace has recently become the hot spot for many scenesters who love taking pictures of themselves and photoshoping their "myspace name" into the corner of it. Myspace has also become notorious for its "perfection groups" filled with self-absorbed scene kids who think that everyone is jealous of them. But the most important thing to remember is that myspace is just an ego contest. You are always seeing how many friends you can get, and how many people will comment your pictures.

"Yeah, well I have 5,623 friends on Myspace."

"Stop stealing my Myspace pictures."

"I'm REAL, so stop copying me. Check out my Myspace Proof video if you think I'm fake. Mkay?"

"I can't believe I got 400 friend requests today on Myspace!"

"I love this mirror picture of me in my hello kitty underwear."

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