Shot

When someone is a complete fucking retard, bitches and complains about things they have complete control of, procrastinates about leaving Long Island , complains about where they live non stop but does absolutely nothing about it, buys a motorcycle but never rides with his buddy’s who also have motorcycles, talks game about how fast his bike is , but when with buddy’s claims it’s not tuned and it was running mint the night before and was spinning through all gears, most of the time they are bird ass niggas , complains about the sun , rain, snow , leaves , daytime , evening and pretty much everything else you can imagine

“YO” “You know that kid Lucas”?

“Yeah man... that dude is fucking shot”

Seaford

Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.

Guy: Hey, the realtor called, mentioned an open house in Seaford, what should I tell her?
Girl: Fuck that! Seaford needs to get its shit together and extend the 135 across the Long Island Sound!

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