Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

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Buttitis

The condition one gets when they have had too much anal sex.

Used to bust someone's balls for being a fan of things in their ass.

Originated after listening to someone talk about putting common household items in their ass.

If you don't stop sticking things in your butt, you're going to get buttitis.

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