wein squeeze

v. to receive a hand job
n. hand job

Friend 1: How was your night last night with Jill?
Friend 2: It was pretty good, but I only got a wein squeeze out of the deal.

public hair

PubLic hair is pubic hair that has been found in a public or communal place such as a bathroom toilet or bathroom shower/tub. The hair may either have fallen out or be the remains of a pubic-shaving session.

Mark: Sick bro, you live in a house with four other guys! You need to learn to remove the evidence of your public hair! I don't want to sit on that shit while I'm sitting on the toilet!

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stomach scraper

an extremely enormous phallus; a huge cock so large that it internally hits the back of the vagina and scrapes in the stomach.

kelly: omg, i rode scott's dick last night and he has a tooootal stomach scraper!

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