Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.

I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.

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L05

A paraniod believer in the Universal Theory addicted to postiong his eccentricities on Urban Dictionary.

L05 rules.

Universal Theory

The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.

And in 1996, man first accepted the possibility of a universal theory.

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Quandtz

A painful jab to the lower and side ribs with the tips of the fingers. It is advisable to bend your fingers slightly to prevent tendon tear.

Oi, there was three bullys trying to nick my money, and They all ended up on the floor in pain.

What'd you do?

Quandtz'd them.

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Taco

The devil's food. Sent up from the sewers of hell itself to tempt man into consuming this spicy yet crispy yet meaty dish. With BEANS!! BEANS!!! BEANS!!!!!!!!

And thus, on the dawn of the 7th day, before engaging in rest, God created the taco. But the angel Lucifer stole the taco and took it for his own, being cast out of heaven for his crimes.

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Lol

A global conspiracy revolving around a form of mind control acted upon teenagers by a coalition of world leaders. Use lol at your own peril.

Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie. Lol is a lie.

A lie, I tell you!!

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Baseball System

A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.

There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.

Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?

Person 2: Err...well, we-

Person 1: Baseball System, man.

Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.

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