ipoop

Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.

I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.

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Heass

Residual heat left by someone's else ass on a chair.

So much heass on this chair, it feels like the previous sitter had colon cancer.

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