Voldemort

A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named
A.K.A. You-know-who
A.K.A. The Dark Lord
A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle

The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

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Mwaputsa

A Boy that thinks he is from atlanta

Mwaputsa keeps saying Skeet, it's starting to scare me.

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dime a dozen

Severely misinterpreted exopression... the original was derived from an unfortunate situation in the 1920's, when a tired shop-keeper decided to take a nap while standing behind the counter. A customer came over to him, asking the price of the bisquits...when the shop-keeper wouldn't repond, the man nudged him, and the poor sleepy man mumbled "I'm-a-dozing". Unfortunately the customer heard "dime a dozen" and the shop-keeper lost some goos bisquits that day...mm...bisquits.

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solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

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the s

SEX, love making, banging

I had the s all nite long

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teh

My new way to spell "the" in the online world.

Coke is teh real thing.

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BUSHLEAUGE

Anything one does that demonstrates being lame, in essence, being eccentric, sometimes stupid. One who performs said act is often named a bushleaguer

THATS BUSHLEAUGE. or for short. thats bush

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