SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.

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pffty

Used in situations where you have extreme displeasure for something. Pfft to the max basically.

Someone says "You suck"

You say "Pffty!"

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zjenkins

Gangster operating throughout Kew, Alphington and Ivanhoe with accomplice Damian 'The Don' Pannunzio.
Jenkins is not to be approached and has been banned from The Casino, The MCG, Telstra Dome, and other known high profile places. He has a police record which includes Vandalism, Police Assault, Grand Theft Auto, and Assault. He is the Nemesis of known rapist and Sexual Deviant Pat Dimase, and a gangwar is currently escalating.

person 1 :Man Jenkins is walking this way
person 2 :Just look down, look down

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donuts

Hawaiian for black eyes (as in from being hit in the eye).

Brah, you want I give you one donut!

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filth

simply a word used when there are no words to describe the sickness of something

dave thats a filth jacket

the surf was filth yesty

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shibalik

a cricket freak that hangs around Nikhils talking about runescape all day.

i saw a SHIBALIK today at the cricket grounds.

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Vagina

1. female opening to the uterus
2. insult

1. I delivered a baby through my vagina after having sex with a man 9 months prior.

2. You sir, are a vagina.

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