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soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

by LAURA July 18, 2003

45πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


Loki

The story that I have heard about Loki is this - He was the god of mischief but started a rebellion in heaven, trying to take over. He lost and was banished from heaven. He then became the god of evil, and pretty much is now Satan. Now thats cool!

"So yeah, I roxor people's soxors"

by LAURA April 7, 2005

5πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


screwvenir

anything that you keep (whether stolen or given to you) from someone's house after you've slept with them.

Laura didn't really like doing it with Chip so much, but she did nab a copy of Time Magazine with Mick Jagger on it from his house as a screwvenir.

by LAURA September 14, 2003

8782πŸ‘ 962πŸ‘Ž


*_*

Emoticon used when one is in love, drooling or dazed.

*_* That painting is so pretty

by LAURA August 6, 2003

398πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by LAURA December 29, 2004

94πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


ilusm

I love you so much... in internet lingo.

OMG SARAH MADISON!i! ilusm!

by LAURA January 2, 2005

87πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


jeehaw

crooked; off kilter; slanty

"My glasses are jeehaw"

by LAURA January 29, 2005

9πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž