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coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.
to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"
hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!
Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.
In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)
Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!
Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*
Any Random occasion
Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up
Used to draw the "no sex/physical intimacy" boundaries. Generally used for people who have an agreeable personality but no sex appeal. A nice way of saying "I could never get on you."
I know we've been dating a lot, but I just like you as a friend.
originated by laura, not to be stolen or yoinked by anyone.
"Hi, how's it goin?" *shifty look* "herro, rady..." *wink*
Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.
I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.
a cross between freak and retard.
OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding
A strange song that gets stuck in your head easily by Bowling for Soup.
"Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her a**
On the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been all right
Since...
Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!
She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire
She walked out to WAM
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Wears the mini-skirt
Made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy
that's singing in Van Halen
when did reality
Become TV
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms and gameshows
On the radio
Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985!
She hates time
Make it stop
When did Montly Crew
Become classic rock
And when did Ozzy
Become an actor
Please make this STOP...Stop...Stop...
And bring back...
Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and blondie
Music still on MTV
Her two kids in highschool
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz shes still preoccupied with 19...19...1985! "