anaconda

a big piece of shit.

Leslie walks out of the bathroom after an hour. "Anaconda."

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Sheilanator

one who sheilz.

"what up sheilanator!?"

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shinty

coolio brilliant boy mate who makes life worthwhile, though ever so slightly insane when near alcohol.

to hit a shinty under the chin, you will make him temporarily "sweet and cuddly"

hey shinty, you are looking shintylicious today!

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motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.

In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up

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Colf

Cold as fuck. To be extremely cold.

I am colf! Maybe I should put some pants on.

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freatard

a cross between freak and retard.

OMG Sarah Madison... you are such a fretard! just kidding

dicktionary

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?

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