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obtruse

in the way; over-expressed, redundant, large, sporatic, random.

Look at these OBTRUSE columns blocking my walking route!

by LAURA March 31, 2005

37πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


byotch

a variation if the word bitch; "byotch" is regularly said on the movie mean girls. it's a way to insult slutty girls that take your boyfriends, walk around thinking they're cool, or have decieved one of there friends in a mean way.

oh my god! what a byotch!

she is such a byotch

fucking byotch

by LAURA July 4, 2004

225πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


bar

To not care; to not give a shit.

That girl just took off with your guy.

I don't BAR, he was lousy in bed anyway.

by LAURA March 18, 2004

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


kittening

snuggling in which 3 or more people crowd into a warm space and nap
(not usually sexual)

when we got back from the concert, we were so tired that we layed on the couch and kittened

by LAURA March 3, 2005

14πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


yatin

a wannabe swimmer with dark hair and eyes and nose plugs

yatty the batty with his hatty

by LAURA November 15, 2004

25πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


turdbrain

a person with litte or no common sense; a lesser form of a human being; someone with a "turd" as a brain

You never know what you're talking about, turdbrain.

by LAURA March 11, 2003

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by LAURA December 20, 2003

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž