ghonorrea

the clap

clap on.
clap off
clap on
clap off
the clapper
*clap clap*

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pashart

when you pee, fart , and shit comes out

when u take a pee and fart by accident shit comes out

pookey

A mythical creature that likes to snuggle and forage for berries. Is prone to temper tantrums to get what they want.

Look at the tiny little Pookey!

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soccer

The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!

Only pissy poo heads that smell like bum play Rugby...Oi did you see that re that showed his package? I think that was the intention of the gay man tackling him.

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Loki

The story that I have heard about Loki is this - He was the god of mischief but started a rebellion in heaven, trying to take over. He lost and was banished from heaven. He then became the god of evil, and pretty much is now Satan. Now thats cool!

"So yeah, I roxor people's soxors"

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Winky

Little and cute

"aww, that is so winky!!"

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Lovers

two people that will be together until the end of time, who love and charish one another feelings and thoughts. Two people who are truly and deeply in love and can't stand being apart for so long. Two people who need eachother every day, every minute, and every second.

Cory and I are lovers!!
I love you cory! *muahz*

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