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TMDD

Too much dick disease leads to death and being a slut. To this date no cure has been found. Symptoms include shorts skirts and vodka.

Ashlee has TMDD.

by LAURA May 12, 2014


Austin, TX

(1) the smallest big city in texas, also the capital city.

(2) haven for hippies, tattoo artists, fratties, scenesters, coffee shops, and people who aren't sure what they're going to do with their life, and are currently attending community college and working, part time.

(3) home of the university of texas, sxsw, 6th street, and is considered by some to be the live music capital of the world. also the location of a huge .com backlash.

(4) a location with horrible parking and traffic, that tows more cars and gives more tickets than any other city in the world.

-- also known as "the 512" or "ATX"
-- see also, "keep austin weird"

(2) I'm living in Austin, TX and working part time. I think I'll take a semester off school and get another job.

(3) Lots of bands come to Austin, TX for sxsw. Okay, let's get drunk.

(4) I went to Austin, TX and my car was impounded and destroyed.

by LAURA March 25, 2004

282πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


Gata Salvaje

hola ojala que te conociera tienes que luxar por luis mario aparte a ti te gusta no se lo puedes dejar a la tonta de maribella que te quite a luis mario i tambien tienes que castigar a eduarda y los que te an eho muxo daño megustaria que encontraras a tu hija que es la que tienes en tu brazos la que se llama angeliquita esa es tu hija 1 besazo wapa cntesta si pudes

by LAURA October 28, 2003

14πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by LAURA May 25, 2004

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


boobah

some scary looking children's television caracters, closely resenbleing a man's penis and who live in a ball bag each.
also available in a range of gay colurs

Ah!! Booooobahhhhhh

by LAURA June 25, 2004

225πŸ‘ 73πŸ‘Ž


Salecturing

The act of yelling, without raising your voice.

Man he really salectured us good.

by LAURA December 9, 2004

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


umk

the word sam tries to get me to say and im like no! its mk. hes a dork.

Sweetblondie1590: mk
Sweetblondie1590: then i guess so
RiversideProphet: its "umk"
RiversideProphet: woooo
Sweetblondie1590: NO ITS MK

by LAURA January 6, 2005

13πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž