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The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!
She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!
37π 8π
a guy game where you measure 6 inches from the persons arm with you outstretched pinky and thumb (like the hang ten sign) and punch through over and over until they say stop. like the game of mercy
"i'm bored. wanna play 6 inches?"
112π 233π
a person who does not drink any alcohol
"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"
147π 30π
when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ASHES off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion
"man, i need to get some Jergens- my legs are ashing like mad."
21π 20π
to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.
Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"
9π 11π
if a girls pussy is "old school" it means she does not shave her pubes
"ewww Mandy buy a venus- you're so old school"
16π 33π