jimmy rigged

done or fixed half-assed

"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."

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perr

perfect, without flaws, to look good

You look so perr what are you talking about.

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headjack

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.

commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"

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manchovies

Little smelly fish, often found at 138 Helen Drive. Also known as Franco Fritters.

Jimmy likes to put some manchovies on his jimmer jammer on a hot summer day.

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britney spears

no offence but what have u got against her? yeh she shows her stomach alot but why not if its as good as hers?. so shes a bit raunchy shes no where near as slutty as Madonna and everyone frigin loves her. Madonna masterbated onstage and yet shes still a "music legend" all Britney did was wear a short top it aint that bad in comparison. If it wasnt her u were attacking it would be someone else. Now i'm not some britney freak fan i just think its kinda gay u all think shes satan when their are politicians that are way more fake and influencial on young peoples minds and lives.

person a: britney is satan

person b: grow up shes just a singer (who u probably secretly listen to)

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sketched out

freaked out, especially when under the influence of a drug

"joel was getting all sketched out cause he thought his mom was going to know he's been smoking"

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blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

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