New Jersey

part of the east coast's infamous "emo trio" (NJ, PA, and MD/DC) where nearly all of the good emo bands come from. also where all of the crappy ones come from, but this matters not.

Lauren: "so Dave, are we hitting new jersey this weekend so we can cry at a show."
Dave: "of course Lauren, but only if you're up for shagging in my band's ultra-hip chevy astro."
Lauren: "oh Dave, you know it!"

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flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

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cheese in on

eavesdrop

"i cheesed in on miranda and lissa- they both total carpertmunchers!"

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the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

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assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

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Quads

Formally known as the word "deuces". Meaning; Peace out, Bye, Have a great day, I'm out of here. You hold up four fingers while doing it.

"Alright yall I'm out, Quads!"

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jack sparrow

The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!

She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!

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