doucheoftheyear

someone who is nominated at the Douche Awards for Douche of the Year. This is a very prestigious honor. Throughout your life, people will say things like "Hey, there goes one huge douche", or "That guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen."

Im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.

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woof your cookies

To vomit, puke, blow lunch, blow chunks or ralph.

As we got off the roller-coaster, I took one look at my girlfriend and said: "You're going to woof your cookies aren't you." She bent over, and did, all over her shoes.

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cobes

A huge sac of douche. He needs to get laid. Wat a tampon sac. The only thing he's popped a cap with is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. He calls himself cool. If cool is a dumbass, i agree.

Wow, cobes is a sac of douche, isnt he?

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