Marinade me

Lathering someone in LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE.

"SOAK ME! MARINADE ME!"

"Why won't you just MARINADE ME?"

Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.

"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"

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Thirst my quench

Requesting a family member or significant other to add extra lemon to the spicy marinade before being dunked and soaked in it.

"My skin isn't dancing enough Donny! Thirst my quench!"

Ms. Howe

Ms. Howe will fool you that she's sweet until you make her break. She'll put your head in a cage and force you to gulp down a jug of LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE, before throwing you in a bathtub full of it. She'll marinade you until you're limp and saggy, crippled and old. Ms. Howe will soak you as punishment, while she marinades her prisoner/boyfriend as a reward. His name is Donny ♡

"Please don't soak me in LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE, Ms. Howe!"

"You marinated the chicken for too long! What are you, Ms. Howe?!"