PK

Short for, "Pastor's Kid". The preacher's kid. Very involved with the church and always setting a "good example." Is on great terms with all adults, staffs, everyone. The sweetest and ideal kid in the church. But secretly, they're worse than everyone else. Rebels without cause. They're the ones that are doing things even YOU'RE not. But as always, they're too "holy" to be under the radar of adults.

Dave: Yo, who's that girl? I see her at every party I go to and she's always the drunkest there
Mike: That's Angie, she's a PK.
Dave: WHAT?! What church?!
Mike: ..Our church? It's Angelica
Dave: YOU MEAN THAT SLUT DANCING ON THE TABLE IS THE SAME ANGELICA THAT SINGS IN THE CHURCH CHOIR? ...Shiiiit.
Dave: Shit, I ran out of weed.
Mike: Oh, I know a guy in Pal Park. Give me something to write his info down on. *writes*
Dave: James Lee. You mean the PK James Lee?!
Mike: Yeah, you know him?
Dave: Shit, he's from my church.

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