vent cover

Anus. Asshole. Poop shoot.

Damn I was so nervous before the game my vent cover was twisted up tight.

punk'd(uated)

When a texter proudly adds superfluous punctuation to their text only to find that a follow up texter has added even more superfluous punctuation to their text, thus rendering the initial texter a fool.

Example of punk'd(uated):

Texter 1: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!"

Texter 2: "Damn girl, you sure look fine!!!!!!!!!"

Girl: "Thanks Texter 2, you're sweet. Let's hook up"