Trongus McDick

Trongus McDick is the temporary name given to a guy who gets really drunk and shares everything. Trongus gets in your face a lot and invades your personal space. He also asks you a lot of personal questions. Trongus McDick is really fun to be around when you're also drunk but can leave you thinking, 'What the fuck?' when you're stone cold sober.

I once met a Trongus McDick at Leeds festival. He was often in people's grill, doing cartwheels in front of girls and running into the barriers that held up urinals. Fun guy.

"Hey, Trongus McDick, stop dancing on me bro" "Sorry man... but my name is actually Ronnie, you know?" "Nah man, you're steamed. Tonight you are Trongus McDick" "Hey thanks man, appreciate the nickname".

Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.

Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank