Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

Gossd

When you try to buy some stuff anonymously using crypto, but the shady seller fucks you over by entrusting it to some shady kids, and not only do you not get the stuff or the crypto back, but you're also brought into the spotlight to provide ID proof and shit.

Person 1: I’m gonna buy some DMCA-ignored servers anonymously for my totally legal fruits and vegetables store.

Person 2: Sounds cool, but make sure you don’t get Gossd.