one v one me

Oner verses one, to against one another.

One v one me, I bet you won't cause you got no game.

doofalliss

When a person comes across as goofy and dumb.

Me: Can you please do me a favor and ship this package for me?
Meg: where am I supposed to find a boat for this package?
Me: Not that kind of ship doofalliss.

Swiddle

To convince the use of ones point of view, stance, disposition, or new idea in a smooth stylish manner.

The new iPhone 11 swiddles because of it's new features.