emo kid

kids who shop at thrift stores and continue to use petty labels on themselves because they feel their teenage experience is entirely different than anyone else's and that no one understands....except their ex

because they're different like all of their friends

2 emo kids talking online

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": OMG I GOT TEH NEW ATREYU CD LOL IM SO HIP!

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: YO ARE YOU GOING TO THE UNCIRCUMSIZED DEATHREAPERS PET DOG WHO CRIED TENFOLD TONIGHT?

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": Oh totally they rly bring the mosh

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: YEAH TEHYRE CHUNKY BREAKDOWNS IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERY SONG ARE TOTALLY ORIGIONAL NOT LYKE EVERY OTHER BAND IZ DOING IT

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky":im sad

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: y?

deathdeadfireburningheartsandprobablysomethingelse"geeky": i cant go my parents wont drive me

XANGERX2XMYXPARENTSX: I CANT WAIT TILL I TURN 16 ONLY 3 MORE

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beats

1. (interjection) Similar to pwn and the like, this exclamation is used to exhibit defeat of another, usually during some type of gaming session

2. (noun) The thudding bass section of (usually) hip-hop style music, though it can be applied to any style

*headshots opponent* "Beats!" *brings right elbow down on left palm*

"hey man, check out those fly beats"

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Mancnut

A sad friendless home county wannabee that supports a football team in a city that they have never visited

You are a glory hunting Mancnut

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Stoopish

A retort to an "out of order" statement

"look at that fucking window licking spastic"
"oooh man that was stoopish"

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Whats your IP

Your ip is:
127.0.0.1
Please try Hacking this address!
This person is really stupid!!

Hey Dude whats your IP??
Uhmmm, Let Me Check.
errrr, its 127.0.0.1 i think

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sploot

Sploot is the descriptive word explaining what happens when you press down with your finger on a marble, or squeeze soap between two hands forcing it to shoot out.

Splooting was coined in the 50's in Bristol by international set and stage designer Rodney Ford

"The chicken splooted out the egg with ease"

"The soap bar skidded across the floor after splooting from my hands"

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otaku

Japanese word meaning obsessive fan of anything.Somewhat derogatory meaning that you put your interest above all else. Westerners tend to use it without the derogatory connotations. Rather, an otaku is someone who is a dedicated fan of anime and/or manga.

Example? Example? Example?

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