Lo Mein

Fiercely fucking a chick's asshole without a condom and getting shit up your dick hole, then making the chick slurp it out like a noodle.

Yao: "Last night I went to Panda Express and ordered a Lo Mein!"
Chung: "Wow must have been tasty!"
Yao: "Not the noodle bowl, the shit bowl."

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Mucinex DM

When you snotrocket in your partner's asshole then fuck the asshole until your dick has a mix of shit and snot on it then make your partner give you a blowjob.

Guy#1: Last night I gave Peyton a Mucinex DM and she threw up everywhere!

Guy#2: Wtf.....

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