Tweaker

Some one who does crystal aka tweak and has been up for days showing signs by talkng alot pacing around and fidgiting

"Damn Pavells A Tweaker now"

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doppelbanger

realizing after the fact that you've just had sex with someone you'd slept with before... a sexual doppelganger

Samantha on Sex & the City once said to a man, mid-fuck, "Wait, a minute... I've fucked you before!"

That's a doppelbanger.

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bettering

something said on the phone to me and I was convinced that it WAS a word.... and now it is.

I love you Kyle

he was bettering the butter

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bushwacker

one who trims their pubic hair on a regular basis.

Liz is such a bushwacker, she gets waxed every other week.

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smock

1) ething you wear in an art class to prevent your ensamble from getting ruined
2) something you wear while having mad sex to prevent your ensamle from getting unknown bodily fluids all over it

dont worry sarah, this sock will prevent kevina from getting jiz on your new socks

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slap

a higher level of crackin

I cant wait to play this song in my car, it slaps!

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sex bracelets

Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.

My boyfriend broke me black bracelet than he broke my chreey.

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