LLAS

noun
The LLAS is a light-hearted support group for those valiantly enduring the trials and tribulations of having a useless partner. Whether your significant other is perpetually glued to the couch, watching football and has a questionable knack for forgetting important dates, or struggles with basic adulting, the LLAS is here to provide solace, solidarity, and maybe a drink or two.

Motto:
“If they can’t make us smile, we’ll do it for each other.”

Purpose:
• To provide a safe space to share tales of partner-induced frustration.
• To remind members they are not alone in dealing with chronic cases of “uselessness.”
• To laugh, swear, and plot ways to inspire partners to improve their ways.
Synonyms:
“Fed-Up Partners Club,” “Domestic Chaos Survivors.”

Antonyms:
“Perfect Couple Society,” “Zero Complaints Club.”

“After my husband went to the gym for the fifth time this week, rather than cook our evening meal, I knew it was time to join the LLAS.”

"What are you going to do? Run away and join the LLAS?"

LLAS

noun
The LLAS is a light-hearted support group for those valiantly enduring the trials and tribulations of having a useless partner. Whether your significant other is perpetually glued to the couch, watching football and has a questionable knack for forgetting important dates, or struggles with basic adulting, the LLAS is here to provide solace, solidarity, and maybe a drink or two.

Motto:
“If they can’t make us smile, we’ll do it for each other.”

Purpose:
• To provide a safe space to share tales of partner-induced frustration.
• To remind members they are not alone in dealing with chronic cases of “uselessness.”
• To laugh, swear, and plot ways to inspire partners to improve their ways.
Synonyms:
“Fed-Up Partners Club,” “Domestic Chaos Survivors.”

Antonyms:
“Perfect Couple Society,” “Zero Complaints Club.”

“After my husband went to the gym for the fifth time this week, rather than cook our evening meal, I knew it was time to join the LLAS.”

"What are you going to do? Run away and join the the LLAS?"

Lisa Adams

noun
A name often associated with a breathtakingly attractive and highly intelligent woman who has a knack for leaving people bewildered and slightly exasperated. Known for her perfect bottom, she exudes an angelic facade that belies her mischievous and, at times, delightfully infuriating personality.

Traits:
• Stunningly beautiful with an air of mystery.
• Quick-witted and sharp, often leaving others in her intellectual dust.
• A paradox of heavenly charm and earthly mischief.
• Always a bit of a twat, but somehow in an endearing way.

Synonyms:
Heartbreaker, Enigma, Mischief Queen, Twat

Antonyms:
Wallflower, Bore

“I met this Lisa Adams at the party—she had everyone captivated with her charm and sass but left me questioning my life choices by the end of the night.”

“She looks like an angel, but trust me, she’s a Lisa Adams – brace yourself!”

“Don’t you pull a Lisa Adams on me!”

“Lisa Adams may be the only person who can create chaos and fix it at the same time, which is probably why she’s such a key part of the LLAS.”