Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.
Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"
-Ron White
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Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.
My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.
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A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.
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A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).
Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.
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to masterbate or ejaculate to black people
My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.
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the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system
the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console
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Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.
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