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broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

34πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

30πŸ‘ 113πŸ‘Ž


red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much cocaine crack or free baseing cocaine while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Dan hadnt had sex or whacked off in well over 3 month and when he smoked all that crack cocaine he got red balls before he was about to get laid.

by LMxDurgex August 12, 2009

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


red balls

A temperary condition caused by a man doing too much while he is horny (cured by sobering up).

Frank hadnt had sex in over a month and when he smoked that crack blunt he got red balls.

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

4πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


black off

to masterbate or ejaculate to black people

My friend johnny really has a thing for black chicks, he bought a copy of hot chocolate magizine and a tube of vasoline at the conviance store and procided to imediatly go into the bathroom and black off.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


the unholy triforce

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

by LMxDurgex August 5, 2009

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž