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promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

by LMxDurgex November 29, 2008

84πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

by LMxDurgex December 10, 2008

33πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


black balls

testicular frost bite

Mike really learned his lession this winter about walking naked through a blizzard he got black balls and his face was literally frozen solid.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

92πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


solicitate

To offer to have sex with somone in exchange for money and/or currency.

Man, thoses prostitutes sure can solicitate.

by LMxDurgex December 25, 2008

28πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


hoetel

a motel that is typically used by people to sleep with hookers

Frank paid the prostitute 65$ and took her with him to the hoetell to bang her.

by LMxDurgex January 29, 2009

51πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man

Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

by LMxDurgex June 20, 2009

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž