comp'd

Slang for compensation, used for when an establishment such as a resteraunt or hotel gives one something free.

A: "The T.V. didn't work so the hotel comp'd our room!"
B: "Sweet! What'd you do with the money?"
A: "...Bought manga."
B: Bleedin' Otaku!

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angry dragon

when recieving oral sex, just after ejaculating in the girls mouth, you grab her by the sides of her head and shake vigorously until it foams/runs out of her nose

wagga wagga wagga wagga

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rasputin

A Russian anomaly. Like Jesus, did unexplainable things, except that Rasputin was evil.

They didn't just stab, shoot, burn, and kick him, they also poisoned him and drowned him, and yeah, he was still somewhat alive.

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adultery

A married person sleeping with somebody other then their SO, whether or not the other partner knows about it.

Sleeping with a married couple is adultery on the part of all three people.

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PeachyKeen

A hippie wannabe who is probably blonde and thinks stuff like diversity and PETA are good, yet believes that those who believe in God are stupid.

Hippies were not atheist, therefore PeachyKeen is not a hippie.

The Real World - check it out~

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omz

Variant of OMG, Oh My God.
OMZ is a condensation of Oh My Zod.

OMZ! The pandas are attacking!

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Oh My Zod

Variant of Oh My God.
Used primarily by atheists and those who wish to be cool.
Can be condensed to OMZ.

NB: For the uninitiated, it's Zod as in General Zod from Superman.

Oh My Zod! Eve has no nipples!

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