when i naked man and a naked woman go together and have sex... usually ends up with a baby in 9 months! (rembember it only happens when they are in love)
jo and beth made love on the cruse and had a baby boy 9 months later
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A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.
"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.Γ’ΒΒ --Michael Showalter--
"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."
aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.
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Someone that just doesn't stop trying to be funny, and never relents in their childish games.
My brother, Gabe, is a total butthead, for he never is nice.
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As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.
Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.
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A really small city in oregon. It stinks most of the time, but if you lived here you wouldn't notice it. We make cheese that's tasty, and ice cream which is also tasty. The downside of living here is that there is NOTHING to do...ever!!!
Tillamook stinks but it's worth it for our dairy.
Tillamook is really, really, really boring.
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a person that is especially good looking
Look at that fine ass guy!
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bitch, mean, rude, lesbian, whore
ur such a miriam diass fetchner!
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