Ford

Found on road dead.

34👍 46👎

Pusseta

what a man cannot live without

man: babie girl...i cant live without your pusseta
woman: i knew that

71👍 12👎

John Heffron

A totally cute, funny, comedian, who won NBC's Last Comic Standing 2!

John Heffron is the cutest, funniest man in the world! "YEAH DUDE I ROCK!" "SKUNK"

10👍 3👎

fsho

a way of saying for sheeze mah neeze

jigga what u doin lata??
im not fsho but ill let you know

10👍 42👎

big crazy polar bear

Well...It is big, it is crazy, and, my fine feathered friend, it is in fact a Polar Bear. You can also call your friend this. All in good fun of course.

The Big Crazy Polar Bear tried to convince me that stale fish tastes better unharmed.

6👍 10👎

ex-best friend

what you say to someone when you just get in a fight with them and you try to make it up so u say this

Hey ex-best friend lori

24👍 36👎

Whipped cream

a delicious addition to bedtime activities, that should be experienced, especially by people named erin nadler.

39👍 80👎