Maxx

Worst smelling condoms imaginable.

Don't use one of those Maxx's Julie, they stink!

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breastages

1. plural of breasts
2. two or more boobs
3. not only one boob

My breastages are so huge that they are coming out of my shirt.

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Duxbury

Only good part of this boring town, is the beach and bay. Also if your a member of the Yacht club, you suck at sailing. The Duxbury Bay Maritime School owns your rich slow asses, go back to the golf course, and stop pretending your a real Yacht club, cause your not.
Also not every one in this town is a rich snob, some are just rich.
If you live in Duxbury you do not have an accent, but if you live one town over in marshfield you have a horrible one, thats just wierd.

If you want to sail, and not be retartedly slow go to DBMS in Duxbury.

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whimit

a website for young Russian people who want to meet new people or just a new way of communication with friends

Hey, you should check meout on whimit.

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a mike

A white guy with a out of control curly fro.

I saw this guy the other day- his hair was out of control! he was such a mike.

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make love

when i naked man and a naked woman go together and have sex... usually ends up with a baby in 9 months! (rembember it only happens when they are in love)

jo and beth made love on the cruse and had a baby boy 9 months later

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Baxter

A Baxter is the character in every romantic comedy who is the "sensible" choice. He/she is the current boyfriend/fiance of one of the main characters, who gets left at the altar/airport/wedding rehearsal when the main character realizes she's in love with the unpredictable passionate romantic interest.

"..the minute you see them, you know they're wrong, ... The instant they walk on the screen, they give you some information that immediately makes the audience turn to the person sitting next to them and say, 'He's wrong for her. It'll never work out.” --Michael Showalter--

"That insurance agent she's dating is so responsible and dull. He's a total Baxter."

aka Bill Pullman in Sleepless in Seattle, Patrick Dempsey in Sweet Home Alabama, Ducky in Pretty in Pink, Cary Elwes in Liar Liar, Greg Kinnear and Parker Posey in You've Got Mail.

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