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A spleen-eating dog-like fanged mammal that lays eggs.
Look! That Smongrel just layed an egg!
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A fantasy creature like an ardvark with both eyes on the left hand side of it's head and a strange angular tail. Also fanged thnaarvarks which eat spleens
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A person who is addicted to spleens
Quivering wreck: I...a-a-ate..th-th-three.sp-sp-sp-spleens..y-yesterday.
Deathmonkey: Shut up you worthless spleeniac
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To despleen is to remove someones spleen and eat it, this is the only way to kill someone and leave them ashamed and demoralised in the afterlife
Jimmy: You snood!
Deathmonkey: WOHAHAHAHAHA (riiip-thnap-squish-squish-chew-chew-chew-gulp-BURP!) (note:if someone does this too often they become a spleeniac)
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A strange card game played with as many suits as you like of 17 1/2 cards. Player A starts with 10 cards, player B with 30. Player A tries to collect an entire suit of cards, player B tries to lose a suit.
The winner gets a bowl of corned liver and spaghetti. The loser has to eat it.
"Hey, Jimmy, wanna play Thwagget?"
a bod's imaginary friend-we don't know what they are, and the bods don't say,
because the squeegs don't know either
squeeeeeeeeeeeeg!
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