Femo

A person that both pertains and strives to be an Emo (i.e. wears dark/neon clothing, make up, straightens hair), but is too Fat to fit into a pair of skinny jeans/drainpipes and is thereby demoted to an entity known to the world, from today (25th of June 2011), as a Femo

Tony: Hey, did you see that Femo at the Sellinge festival?
Mark: You bet I did-he was claiming to be an emo, but he spent most of his time at the burger van

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monk and bail

the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...

Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"