Slaylist

A playlist developed specifically for sexual situations. Depending on how often you get it in, there may even be multiple slaylists in your library of tunes.

So I was about to take down the chick next door and I meant to throw on my "slow and sensual" playlist but I accidentally hit "anal jackpot".....that's when things got really weird.

Damn, son. You gotta keep your slaylists straight.

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Hamsterslam

When your friend or roommate is laying the pipe and it sounds more like a hamster furiously spinning its wheel than a trip to slamsterdam.

"You sleep well last night?"
"Nah man, my roommate had a chick over and I was forced to stay up late and listen to him hamsterslam her"

Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

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