Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".

"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"

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The Dominic

Pissing on your girlfriend without knowing its piss

You cant ejaculate and you piss instead.

"I hear that Eric thought he splooshed his girl, but really he pulled The Dominic!"

"I can't believe someone would piss on their girl!"

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Porjangle

The hair that resides in the area between your asshole and ball sack.

"Shit man I need to shave my Porjangle its getting to long!"

"Have you ever braided your Porjangle?"

Bryan: "Dude! I got my first Porjangle! I'm having so much fun with it!"
Billy: "Damn sucka I've had mine since I was Two!"
Logan: "I put mine in cornrows!"
Erin: " You guys are perverts."

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The LJ

Also known as 'pulling an LJ"

This refers to a girl giving a guy bop and only to find acne in the pubic region. The girl proceeds to bite and gnaw on said acne, only to create a bleedin mess.

The origin of this act is LJ Burkes and Savanah Jones upstairs in Savanahs bedroom

"Duuuuuude did you hear? Taylor pulled The LJ!"

"Man, logan's a pimp hes so pimp he pulled The LJ with Taylor!"

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