Washington Wiener Wrap

A man must wrap his shaft in a tortilla (preferably cornmeal) to substitute for a condom. Then proceed to insert Mexican Ingredients into the woman's anus and vagina. The man will then fuck her profuciley, causing the ingredients to mush, the woman will then force them out into the tortilla and roll it as best she can and then proceed to eat it.

"Latino Women give the best Washington Wiener Wraps."

Greasy

The act of doing something wild and baffling, such as taking 10 dab rips while receiving oral sex, or smoking a wet menthol and butt chugging a Busch Light.

“Alex shoots porn while enjoying a nice dab and partaking in a bit of day drinking, what a greasy bastard.”

Sauron’s Shlong

When you and your sexual partner role play The Lord of the Rings; but you are unaware your partner has a burning infection down south of the Black Gates. This will cause anger and frustration, and a fiery sensation on your shlong.

That fucking Hobbit gave me Sauron’s Shlong