Blimey-Quid

That moment when you put on your clean jeans and realise there is forgotten money in your pocket.

Blimey-Quid! I just found a fiver in my pockets! Result!

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Holidazed

To be in a confused state of mind after returning from holiday. In a complete haze post-holiday.

My weekend vacation to Ibiza has left me holidazed - I don't even recognize my home!

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.