Pussy Whip

Cool, creamy dessert topping that tastes like fresh-teased pussy. Credited with launching the poon-flavored trend in food manufacturing.

Rumored to be used by neglected housewives to retrain their husbands in a Pavlovian methodology to crave the taste of pussy.

Honey, she put Pussy Whip on everything in the house. Now, whenever it's dinnertime, all I hear out of the bedroom is giggles!

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