cooze cruise

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt

"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"

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puerto rican life vest

see: ass gasket

There were no Puerto Rican life vests in the stall I chose but it was to late to change stalls so I had to hover

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skippy

A common house cat

A pellet or BB gun is all you need when on a skippy safari

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west side teeth

When your four front teeth are so jacked they look like the westside hand sign. Where your middle and ring finger are crossed and your index and pinky finger are stretched as far apart as they can be, simulating a "W"

Bro, check that bitch with the "west side teeth." She makes the word beaver mean small mammal that cuts down trees with it's teeth again!!!

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canny

North Eastern background. Meaning Quite, or rather.

Thats canny good.

She's canny dead.

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Y2K

biggest scam since the pyramid scheme

responsible for the biggest sales in history for generators, bottled water,
and useless computer books and software(which probably wouldn't have worked anyway)

Y2K was like the pyramid scheme in that millions of people spent a shitload of money for nothing, and a few people got very rich from it.

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cnick

cult like figure on the internet

cnick was whorshipped by all the little children.

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